The “We should be more like Europe” crud

Last night several friends on facebook once again had nutty graphics about how the USA should be more like Europe. So I went on a tear of abuse at the notion – barely touching on so much. Well, I was asked to compile them all in one place … so here you go – some two dozen or more facebook posts of mine on the absurd notion we should be more like Europe. All curse worse, grammar glitches and spelling errors in the original posts … I was in a rush.

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You notice I’m on a theme this evening — because of some fucking moronic graphic about how we should be more like Europe with high speed trains — not to mention the frequent posting of more brain dead “but Europe has free health care” bullshit ..

Do people know a thing about Europe?

I don’t think so …

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Do any of the assholes who keep telling … yes — it’s assholes already — how wonderful it is in Europe realize that your grandparents left to get the hell away from that? Not to recreate that shithole here?

Is there any thought that we’re the richest nation of earth because of our system? NO! apparently not — we’re to adopt every last damn law and program just like Europe has — efucking goddamn stupidity …

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Say — let’s be more like Europe and have a religious head tax … that is, in Germany and the Scandinavian countries you pay a tax to the state church .. and in France and Spain and italy you pay a tax to the Catholics ..

Why, think of all the funding for churches we could all do here if we established some state religions and taxed people for the privilege!

Not that religion? hahaha – too bad, pay your tax ..

DO the idiots who want to be like Europe know about this?

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So — everyone is supposed to go to college and become rich … and then you are declared an evil scoundrel for getting rich on the backs of others and must be pounded into a street cleaning job … got it …

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Apparently few people have read in detail anything about when blood thirsty mobs are riled up to go slaughter the rich and steal their money … and to slaughter the political opposition …

Do you folks know what that does to a society?

And yet more and more I see people rising up like Robespierre complete with calls for the guillotine …

You are fucking idiots .

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Did the president mention “LGBT” folks in his speech? whatever for? we had it well in hand without him … we did it all over the decades he did shit — he stood athwart us saying “no” … who the hell is he kidding? at least have the decency to say “I was a typical hetero and said no to gays, I apologize” — but I doubt he said that — instead he claimed credit for what he didn’t do …

I did that … me and mine … every fucking hetero fought us for decades — who the hell is anyone kidding?

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Oh — did some Republicans not shout “glory hallelujah the genius has spoken” to the president?

since when is fawning kowtowing a political tradition?

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Say, why not just enslave the rich … so every thing could be for free!

if they don’t go to work to earn the money to be taxed away — take the bastards out and shoot them!

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Say — let’s be more like Europe and have a religious head tax … that is, in Germany and the Scandinavian countries you pay a tax to the state church .. and in France and Spain and italy you pay a tax to the Catholics ..

Why, think of all the funding for churches we could all do here if we established some state religions and taxed people for the privilege!

Not that religion? hahaha – too bad, pay your tax ..

DO the idiots who want to be like Europe know about this?

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Yeah, let’s be more like Europe and have the Muslims set 200 cars on fire per city per night — just like in Dusseldorf and Marseilles .

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I think we should be more like Europe and segregate the religions more .. I mean, let’s put the Anglicans in New England, the Greek Orthodox in Florida, the Lutherans in the northern tier and the Catholics in the Southwest … in between we’ll sprinkle Jewish, Muslim and Gypsy ghettos for a real European feel …

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That’s what we need, gendarmes like in France, Holland, Germany, Spain, Italy, walking around with Uzis and submachine guns … patrolling the populace …

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Now the question is, to be more like Europe’s 36 independent countries … should we set up kings in 1/2 the states, and parliaments in all, and prime ministers instead of governors .. no wait — they all have presidents and prime ministers … two top men are better than one!

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I say we be more like Europe and change English verbs to conform to the continental system .. .we should say “I walk, you walketh, they walken, he, she and it walks, and we walkoverme …

And in this way our languages can be more like theirs! …

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Egad — how terrible America is – I mean, wondrous Germany has had “free health care” since 1941! … I suppose all we’ll have to do is round up a few million Jews, Gypsies and Gays, political recalcitrants — steal their money — and give it to the rest of us … (well, them — I guess I’ll be rounded up too!)

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Say — why aren’t we more like Europe — we should get rid of hurricanes, earthquakes, tornadoes, scorpions and rattlers .. that’ll make us just like Europe …

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I think we should be just like Europe — like Greece … so we can have our religious affiliation on our driver’s licenses …

Do you idiots who extoll Europe know about that little bit? Huh?

Egad ..

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Ooh ooh – -let’s be just like Japan — and give up on sex and babies and the whole damn thing …

Let’s get a slowly declining population —

and an emperor too!

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Ooh Ooh – I know — let’s be like Europe hand have Massachusetts bomb the hell out of Hartford Connecticut like the Serbs destroyed Sarajevo …

We’ll invited the Dutch in to supervise the slaughter of 6,000 or so Muslims out of Detroit …

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I know — ooh ooh – let’s be like Europe and build a few thousand 300 to 1500 room palaces — and slather them in art and gold …

Why, it’ll be public works project — Just like Louis XIV said they were!

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Oh my — the president has spoken – -and like children we hang on the emperor’s every word …

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We should be more like China – -with a one party state and endless corruption where they just take out officials and shoot them in the sports stadiums for the glory of the people …

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I can’t wait to be like Germany or England so we can all pay a monthly TV tax ..

Well, not me — I don’t watch the drivel ..

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Ooh ooh – let’s be just like Europe and have American TV shows dubbed into the local language ..

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I think America needs the 12% unemployment like France has — and the near 25% unemployment Spain has … this way we can be more like them!

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Ooh ooh — I know – -let’s be just like Europe and get one currency! …

Oh wait a minute .. we had that first – -they copied us — never mind

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Remember – corporate taxes are in the prices … raise the taxes — raise the prices — so you the consumer can pay them! … keep asking for higher taxes — it’s like asking for higher prices … clods

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Do Americans realize that despite some 40 years working at “unification” for a “united states of Europe” … (they want to be like us!) …

there’s no way to make a simple phone call from France to Germany … they have different numbers of digits .. even calling from Prague to Dresden — 2 hours away — was an international toll call …

the vaunted “unity” of Europe is nonexistent …

and their phones suck ..

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Well, if we’re going to be more like Europe … we had better all get to learning some other languages .. there’s 36 over there .. let’s divide up America to see who will speak which of those …

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Hell — I think we should be more like Switzerland and allow secret bank accounts, and a gun in every man’s hand …

You want to be like Europe! Switzerland is the way to go …

and then we can have four national languages and get the hell out of the UN too .. Switzerland ain’t in that sclerotic hell-pit

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Say – why aren’t we more like Norway! … with 4.5 million Norwegians, a King and a parliament filled with nine Socialist parties … and a friggin’ oil patch off shore drilling themselves $8 billion a year to pay for everything ..

Sure, we might have to get rid of 320,000,000 Americans — and drill for oil in the Atlantic — and hire a king —

But we’ll be just like Norway .. !

Fucking idiotic crap I see daily ..

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I think the first thing we should do to make America like the rest of the world is separate out our nationalities and races — and give them their own land — you know — push all the Italians to Maine and the Germans to Pennsylvania or something — and keep going until the grand mishmash of diversity of this nation is just like the homogenous places in the rest of the world …

Then everyone can say how we’re just like Europe where the French live in France and the Greeks in Greece …

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I know – -why don’t we make the USA just like every other goddamn royalist socialist hellhole in the world — so I can stop listening to assholes kvetch about how goddamn wonderful the rest of the world is and how horrible the USA is – — bet yet — if you don’t like it here — get the fuck out ..

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and finally:

You mean to tell me we don’t live in a one party state where everyone says “the president is fucking wonderful” every day?

I had no idea …
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Everyone will have to wait for my next book for me to fill this out …

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