The Libelous Comedy against Gays at the “Values Summit”
I just love the Slander & Libel comedy against Gays at this week’s “Values Summit” Yay! Ramp it up, folks. You’ve got me in stitches now.
For a few days this week all the Republican candidates will get to hear some of the most malicious slander and libel against gay people one could ever want to hear. Oh, there’s no “values” in this summit; other than to simply trash innocent decent people living quiet lives all across America. And accuse us of the most astonishing things, like we’re out to destroy the nation. Things made up out of whole cloth, a sort of delusional fabrication that is way beyond “no marriage” into – NO GAYS! Nothing like a little cultural and possibly physical genocide in the morning, eh?
Yes, there, people like Tony Perkins, the circus clown leader of it all, will declare hairdressers a dire threat to civilization itself – and he wants us gone! It’s preposterous of course, and surely the candidates recognize this, no?
I really can’t get into arguing with people like Peter Sprigg, of the bizarre group masquerading “for family values” – calling itself the “Family Research Council” which attacks me and my family, and even demands my own family rise up and do something about me. I was talking to my aunts about this; they would rather smack this man silly rather than hear another word about the horrors he thinks I pose.
This man Sprigg really thinks I’m a “domestic terrorist” – that’s rich comedy. Exactly how I am, other than waking up in the morning, I doubt even he could say with any clarity. It’s more some abstract “homosexuality” that he’s obsessed with. And what do I do, that perturbs him so? I have had occasion to smooch someone he doesn’t approve of, and that’s it. Perhaps he thinks he’s the national daddy and his mission is to approve or disapprove of any particular relationship which might occur, even far from him. But I’m more a “domestic servant” because I take care of an 89 year old man, who Sprigg also thinks is some peril to the nation, oh well. We giggle at the fool; so fearful of us he is he thinks our very giggling at him is a “vicious attack” upon his frail being.
There’s this Bryan Fischer fellow, so out of his mind that he thinks gay Americans are “like Nazis,” yes he really said this. I can’t imagine how us gun shy sissies are going to round up millions of heterosexuals and head them off to the gas chamber; or for what reason we might do so. But he’s sure that’s our plan. And we certainly are not asking to invade Poland or France, I assure you.
He also says where just like real life off with their heads blow up the marketplace Muslim on Jihad. Yes, yes he does. He says it repeatedly. Can he point to one single example of a gay man who killed a hetero for the fun of it? Can he show any gay person who ever strapped dynamite in his Speedos and blew up a shopping mall?
Can he find one gay person, just one, who ever walked into a family’s home and shot them? Stabbed them? Or even merely said “You bad heteros” and shook his fist while saying it? Can this man find any gay folks who ever “attacked” a church, or tried to shut one down? Hell, we haven’t even sued this man for his slander and libel; though I’m beginning to think we should. He knows what he is saying is just arrant mush and lies, no?
Oh there’s others, to numerous to name, and I’m busy – www.queerty.com and www.goodasyou.org are cataloging the bizarre ideas spewed from little minds. Bile and simply silly nonsense, and from grown men too! It’s a marvel to behold. And Perkins, he’s positive I “hate” him, and that what he dishes out to me (aha, he admits he says nasty stuff! ) I supposedly dish back to him “treble” – well, ain’t that terrible? I defend myself and mine against his bitter rants and whining about my life which he knows nothing about other than his self-constructed enigma – by laughing at him – and he says I attack him? Hahahaha! I’m not attacking him; I wish him the very best; I love the comedy.
I wish Mr. Perkins really does keep up his rants. I wish him to completely and utterly ramp up his calls for my incarceration. For the more the fool blabs his pablum the more he helps me. Why, he’s my best friend. He’s done more to help gay rights than nearly anyone in America. Why, he proves daily by his words that everything he says is just one big lie. It’s a marvel to behold, this lunacy, but hey, I can take it, I’ve been listening to it for decades. And the more it’s been said, the more people conclude, “what on earth?”
Still, who knows to what depth the Republican candidates hold these same beliefs? I know Rick Santorum is of course calling for outlawing us again. And for “liberty” he seeks to arrest us all and incarcerate us all together, for being together. And I can’t fathom what sort of police state will be required to do so. Nor can I imagine the billions of dollars that it will take to build all the prisons and hire all the guards to keep us in jail for ever, I guess. He won’t let us out; he thinks we’re a danger to society. We’ll be recidivists – he’ll never let us go for we’ll make whoopie right there in the “Club Ted” he wishes to set up for us. What a jobs plan!
And, you know, if these people really do want us gone from society, and from this nation, and the politicians believe them – why don’t they just give us a few cities, and let us form gay city states that are no longer in America. I mean, if we can go crazy in thinking one can get rid of gay folks, why not just give us, oh, south Florida? From Gainsville south should be a nice Gay Republic. And then, when new gays kids come along, they can send them south to us.
Strangely, since gay folks are born gay, this new Gay Republic would be a wonderful experiment to prove it. All the gays now will leave, and go to our new country. Then, within a few weeks, the next young pubescent boys will figure out they’re gay and well – who then made them gay? Who would “recruit” them? What “evil” influences will be there, for we, the “evil” will be gone? Who then to blame for the new gays? It’ll be a wonder to behold, all these poseurs about “homosexuality” will be simply flummoxed – “how could there be any more gay folks?” And they will have no answer but whatever mush they believe now.
Yes, comedic slander and libel; all in a day’s work at the “values” pit – there are no heights achieved there, only depths of lunacy, to see who can be the most strident in trashing gay folks. It’s laughable. I can’t wait to hear all the mush; I shall laugh my tuckus off; I’m sure. For they do say funny things.
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