Laugh fest, alas

Today was just a day to laugh and laugh while wondering at the hypocrisy and incorrect information willfully and cognizantly given by the socialist media, with a little bit of miffed thrown in, and a whole lot of you-got-to-be-kidding. It’s 5 o’clock, and perhaps time for the news.

I said yesterday that the accusations of tea party racism are balderdash. Utter mush. Then I find these two videos on the same day. You just got to laugh at the (un)reality we are living in.

http://randyhaddock.com/post/397776463/response-to-olbermann-people-of-color-at-tea

This is the video that shows many “people of color” supporting the tea party. The P-o-C is still, to me, a ridiculous phrase. Because everyone has a color. It doesn’t really make a difference what it is, for it is what you do that matters, not the hue you might belong to. Yes, hue, it’s not even color. It’s shades, and nuances, and mixes and admixtures and endless variations of mottle and burl. Martha Stewart I’m sure has a name for every hue, and probably a chart that shows which go with which. If she doesn’t, Home Depot does. Still, it’s a nice video that shows the lie to the accusation.

Meanwhile, over in La La Land there is this mush. Actually the website is Reasonableville, while the video shows the Prince of La La, just over the border from Insanity, and perhaps upstream from Whatshesmokingburg. It is not the good stuff, for sure, whatever it is. Don’t ask me how I know, I shall not tell, but anyone who smokes good stuff does not say these things as Olber-the-hill-man does:

http://americanpowerblog.blogspot.com/2010/02/msnbc-diversity-fail-video.html

The video is a sort of follow the bouncing white face, and just speak volumes about the utter lunacy the man does put forth as thought. That MSNBC still keeps him employed shows their own craven indifference to reality. By the way, TV stations are supposed to make money, and with this guy’s ratings what could they be charging for ad time? $20, $50? Who knows. But this network can’t survive much longer, without generous funding from the government in Stimuluston.

Meanwhile in Stalinburg, or is it Stassiburg, or perchance Busybodytown, but definitely just down the slope from Bigbrotheralia:

By MARYCLAIRE DALE, Associated Press Writer

PHILADELPHIA – A suburban Philadelphia school district accused of spying on students at home via school-issued computers told parents it only activated the webcams to find missing laptops.

The schools’ technology and security departments would activate the webcam when any of the 2,300 student laptops were reported lost or stolen, Lower Merion School District Superintendent Christopher McGinley said. He posted the letter to parents on the district Web site late Thursday, amid widespread student outrage and the filing of a potential class-action lawsuit alleging wiretap and privacy violations.

“The security feature’s capabilities were limited to taking a still image of the operator and the operator’s screen. This feature was only used for the narrow purpose of locating a lost, stolen or missing laptop,” McGinley wrote. “The District never activated the security feature for any other purpose or in any other manner whatsoever.”

This leaves several strange questions. The most obvious of which is how a picture of whomever was at the laptop at the time of the, um, intercession, would reveal where it was. When I’m on my laptop about all a webcam would reveal is my smiling visage and the wall behind me. Would the camera activated be able to pin point the bedroom or den, perhaps patio or porch, or bar or beach, where the laptop was being used? Wondrous would that be. Impossible too, but hey, why not try right? It’s public property! And if we tax the parents enough we can stop them from being materialistic so as to go buy their own kids private laptops that are not at all subject to government monitoring.

Now, since trucking companies, and FedEx, and Walmart, and even rent a car companies, and LoJack, and OnStar, and ho, everyone else with a brain, use a GPS system to keep track of the whereabouts of their much larger equipment, should it go missing, could not a GPS doohicky be inserted into the laptops, with prior clear statement that such would be done, be much more effective? Sure. But why not keep instilling the Big Brother Dictatorship mentality into the kids? Good for the nation. For future use, no doubt.

We already are indoctrinating the kids into thinking warrantless searches of book bags, backpacks, lockers and even pants pockets are OK. We are telling them incessantly that random blood and pee pee searches are peachy. We are showing them that censorship of what they read, write, envision, dream, state, believe and do is perfectly fine for the “safety of the children.” Yes, well, when you think, like Socialists and Royalist do, that the people remain children well into their elder years, you know, into their 40s, 50s, ho, right to their 80s should they live that long with government health care and the endless vexations involved in paying taxes and following rules wear and tear on one’s heart. Still, these people should be hounded from office.

Meanwhile, I went a-laughing at http://iowntheworld.com/blog

Just go and giggle, and be done with it.

Still, here’s this great political idea. It started today. We’ll see how many folks join up. I did, it’s too cute to ignore. It’s the virtual reality anti-tax march on Washington. It’s good too pass up a visit. It costs nothing and at least mitigates the vexations the socialists would visit upon us. http://www.onlinetaxrevolt.com

More comedy, uproariously so: http://trippstake.com

Welcome people, to the new world of comedy at politician’s expense. Laugh them out, vote them out, impeach them out, recall them out, protest them out – “what’s your poison?” as they say at the VFW’s of America. The goal though is a three letter word: OUT. It is often coupled loosely with a two letter word. NO. Or GO> either of the three will work, or how about the trifecta? < no, go, out.

Thanks to John Stossel for finding this,” and then for whomever it was that posted it to the net. Oh, I’m sure it’ll be in a multiple of places, so you’ll see the proper attribution. I’ve seen Mr. Stossel’s name here and there. I’m not sure who he is, but he did unearth and report this nugget:

Albany Police Officers Union President Chris Mesley says that, regardless of the faltering economy, a no-raise new contract is unacceptable.

And to hell with the public.

“I’m not running a popularity contest here,” Mesley said. “If I’m the bad guy to the average citizen . . . and their taxes have go up to cover my raise, I’m very sorry about that, but I have to look out for myself and my membership.”

Mesley added: “As the president of the local, I will not accept ‘zeroes.’ If that means . . . ticking off some taxpayers, then so be it.”

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>> How’s that for Hope and Audacity? From where Mr. Mesley thinks this money will keep coming from is hard to say. Perhaps there are turnips or stones unturned or even from within the inanimate objects themselves. Lunacy knows no bounds >

As shown by the Pro Government Health Care, Anti George Bush, Anti Capitalist Not-fast-enough-to-socialism whack jobs of late. One, a Ms. Bishop, did shoot up a campus for not letting her join the Club of Lifetime Sinecures (of the Mesley sort,) and the other, a Mr. Stock, did fly his plane into the IRS Offices in his hometown (but first burned his own house to the ground. I guess anti-family too, since wife and child were not told of the inflaming – or stayed at a hotel that night – it’s conflicting at the moment.) They both espoused more government. They both decried the inefficiency of the current system of checks and balances representative democracy, and implied a strong faith in absolute rule. And so what did the Mainstream press say about the twain?

They seem to be a part of the anti-government tea party movement.”

It is astounding how the very words used by the perps have been turned about, like a gymnast on the high-wire circus act, to support the narrative of the Love of Socialism and the bleat of tea party “violence.” Such mush and piffle is to be marveled at, if only for the consistency of opinion held regardless of fact, reason, evidence and logic. How do they do that? What are they eating or drinking to effect such beliefs? Hard to tell.

It appears now, too, that the president wants to meet with the Republicans to find out all about their exciting ideas. So excited is he for the opportunity to hear what they might say that he is posting to the internet what their ideas are to be before they have presented them. For he is so smart that he is a mind reader of some renown, at least in his own mind. He does know, after all, what evil and racism does lurk in the hearts of the 75% of the people who now oppose him. The Republicans will then be presented with the opportunity to either agree or disagree with their ideas as the president has graciously written up for them. Sen. Olympia Snowe, (Wacko-Maine) has already publicly thanked the president for divining her thoughts, to which she said she may very well agree to.

In the transparency and bipartisanship that is the point of the meeting at Blair House on Feb. 25, he will present to his loyal opposition what his new confounded plan is. This which smells from here to be the old confounded plan, concocted behind closed doors of secret rooms in undisclosed locations with unnamed participants, is now to be shoehorned through the overwhelming opposition of the American people right into our wallets, medicine chests, closets, and to hear the First Lady tell it, our refrigerators too. They are picking a fight, ain’t they?

No doubt they will hire the Philly Indoctrinating Spy-horde to help out, once they are fired from their positions of gross negligence, abrogation of various and sundry Constitutional and Human Rights, and utter audacity to effect the police state we all keep warning about.

More Humor For Our Times:

Did you hear what it going to replace all the Toyotas mysteriously found wanting just as the Government Motor Car Company’s fortunes are fading?

Read and weep:

The New Government Motors Proudly Introduces
The 2010 Obama
This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises.
It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations of laws, rules or customs of the Republic.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners, lest there be opposition.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL
It won’t get you to work, but hey, there aren’t any jobs anyway!

There’s a picture of it on the Tripp site, it’s too funny, I giggled and giggled until it was time for a nap. Night now.

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